Guns go bang. A lot.
That music! That hat! That whip! And yet…
It’s only taken me 12 years to get around to writing this. That’s not bad, right?
Or, the game I Orta play if something else doesn’t work.
A game which is brutal on so many levels.
Won’t somebody think of the Kaiju? There’s an entire shelf of Godzilla toys staring at me as I write this, so I must be careful. Godzilla: Save The Earth is…
A legendarily hard game meets an arbitrarily imposed time limit. Bad things happen.
It’s time to get seriously retro.
Is there anything that depreciates faster than a sports game?